Winning the Super Bowl means getting a Super Bowl ring (NFL pays for 150 of them at $7K ea.,) kissing the championship Lombardi trophy (#%&* the germs,) a check for $107,000, a parade (in Boston that means riding on a duck boat,) and getting a t-shirt.

Funny how getting a t-shirt is part of it these days. I’ve even heard in interviews  post-season victories have been referred to as “getting the shirt and hat.”